Porn movies have always been known for their idiotic although sometimes amusing titles…especially when they rip off major box office hits. Personally if I were renting or buying a movie based on titles, Bodacious ta-ta’s would be at the bottom of my list, if I didn’t completely gloss over it. I mean, ‘ta-ta’s’ who the hell says ta-ta’s? Some poorly taught breast-fed one year old? Also the bodacious part makes it sound like some Jeff Spicolli meets Bill & Ted porn show, and totally does not go with the ta-ta’s part. So my first advice to the makers of Bodacious ta-ta’s is, get a new freakin title…now on to the show.

Anybody who isn’t a total idiot, or a closet case fag, likes chicks with big tits. Plastic surgeons throughout America have made millions of dollars from this little fact, as well as the millions of dollars made by cancer clinics a couple years after the plastic surgeons make their money, but that’s a whole ‘nother story. Now I can’t totally tell with these chicks whether they are all natural, or partly fake…what I can tell is that they’re not partly small, and they are freakin huge.

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Sadly though, sploogetastic porn is not formed from big tits alone, and while the movie did not lack for decent sex, it didn’t have anything with a special zing unless you have a particular big-tit fetish beyond the norm, in which case yeah you would probably shoot a bigger load than I did. For the hotness of the chicks, and for living up to it’s title (even though the title is totally stupid).

Bodacious ta-ta’s gets two cocks-up.

Much of reviewing porn is like a dream job, but most of watching Chunky Pool Party is a big yawn…with my mouth open a lot bigger than these chicks mouths were. Once again, like in Chunky Cheerleaders none of the B’s in BBW applies to beautiful for any of these chicks. First off this movie lies…it says pool PARTY. We get four scenes of one-on-one action with ugly or plain chicks that for the most part look bored out of their heads, or as though they are waiting for the $50 so they can go score their Hostess cupcakes.

Don’t get me wrong, BBW sluts are fucking hot if one of the B’s stands for Beautiful. Expressions like ‘more cushion for the pushin’ and ‘more bounce to the ounce’ don’t come from nowhere, but Chunky Pool Party falls far short of any of these expectations. The only chick in it who really seems into fucking looks like she also has three grandchildren and hopefully they grow up to be better looking than her.

A while ago I reviewed Chubby Chasers 2, if you like watching curvy cum queens, watch it, enjoy it and one day soon I will have another cumtastic BBW flick reviewed for you to enjoy.

Chunky Pool Party gets a flaccid one cock-up because my mama always told me that you should be nice to fat people or they will eat you.

When a Russian chick come to the dreamt land hoping that you will marry her is one but when she is invite you just for an nympho show way long to Russia that is something. Call me crazy but I would do anything to see a nasty Russian super sexy coquette like this pleasing blondie taking clothes off lascivious and losing her sassy clothes. Once she was in my hotel room she started to tease me with her large decolletage, saying that she wants me deep inside her but she is not today here for jumping. She took off her immense toys and started to rub that bald cooshie with them, letting me watch her and crave for her good body. Click here to see this innocent looking Russian babe undressing and toying her fuckable pussy!

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